Posts Tagged ‘Universe’

Hello Mortals!

July 15, 2009

Hello. My name is Frank, and I am Human. And on top of that, I am a Human who is not a pervert. To prove this, I have started this blog, because – as we all know – in this day and age only mutated alien-hybrid freaks, and those of dubious moral character, don’t have at least one blog going. It is our God given right. And by “God” I mean, of course, the One True God – Cthulhu. And in case you’re religiously sensitive and are offended by that remark, like if you’re one of the plethora of Dagon worshippers out there: Come one, we’re splitting hairs here; I mean “The Great Old Ones”, the “Deep Ones”, etc, it’s all basically the same thing! Besides, while Dagon is horribly hideous and certainly worth worshipping, Cthulhu is bigger. But I digest, or regress, or whatever…

Anyway, as you can see I am just your average, ordinary person like you (and by “person” I stress this means “human” – I just want to be clear on that). I’ll be posting my thoughts on here fairly regularly, and occasionally they will even be lucid. But be warned: my starkly honest opinions and horrifyingly revealing insights into Life, the Universe and Everything will almost certainly be soul-crushing to the weak of spirit, so read at your own risk!

May a thousand llamas inherit your underpants. OzzyFrank

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